Zintendo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Asteroid Hell]

I got $200 headphones for nothing.

I can't play for longer than 5 seconds without dying

I don't care if the game is meant to be hard, I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say you have to compensate outside of your shell and see what the game industry looks like when it comes to difficulty. I lasted longer on Silver Surfer, and that game is hard as ass

This is newgrounds. Flash. html 5 goes on your website buddy

B1KMusic responds:

>I got $200 headphones for nothing

Wut

Also, If newgrounds was about flash and not HTML5, they would not have spent several hours implementing an HTML5 uploading system into NewGrounds. Get with the times, bro. Flash is old technology. HTML5 is open, community-drive, works out of the box, and works better than flash for many reasons. Apple blocks flash, Google dreams of a web without flash, and even Adobe has made a flash-to-HTML5 converter, signifying that they have waved the white flag.

[Snowball Target Practice]

Bullseye!

I love stuff like this, you should make more. But nobody wants to play computer games like this that last 5 minues, so try to see if you could make games and slap them on a hacked psp like my friend does. for some reason, no matter how shitty a game is, it's a billion times better if it's on a handheld.

Gamekrazzy responds:

thanks I'll keep that in mind.

[Cornelius Feast]

Great

You know how to program, and draw very good. This game took a long time. What you don't know, however, is how to hold the viewers attention. Work on that.

Acreonte responds:

Wow! great feedback. I never thought about it to be honest. I knew I could program and design but I forgot something important: hold viewers attention. Added to my todo list of things to learn :) thanks!

[blackflip]

Well that certianly isn't very nice..!

Having things being loaded costs the newgrounds servers bandwidth. If they lose bandwidth, they lose money. That is a bad thing for us. You are polluting newgrounds with this average game. But what can I do about it. 7/10= average -2 for being a bad guy. Their just isnt any reason to make newgrounds pay up extra money.

flaboratorium responds:

well, all loaded data [music, sfx, database requests, graphics] comes from my OWN server, newgrounds only hosts the loader of this game. it has a size of 0.6kb... so i think that does not hurt newgrounds in ANY way, the only one who looses money by paying bandwidth here is me :D sorry but i don't understand why you think blackflip is "polluting" newgrounds?

[Memoir: Text Adventure]

Fucking love it

best game of its kind

BlueFlameSkulls responds:

I was really unsure about whether people would like this game. It's made me happy to know people love it.

thanks

[Genius Test 3]

Your game sucks my games nuts

-1 star because although I must admit you tried harder than I did, YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IDIOT!!!

-Right click, rewind, forward, back. I can beat your game with no skills. Theirs a way to remove that. I went on the forums and looked for the code to copy and paste and poof! nobody can cheat my quiz game into the Hall of Fame or Secret Areas.

atticuslodius responds:

Thanks for pointing this out. I have corrected this in ALL of my future games.

[The Beginner's Sound Tut]

thanks

you didnt really help, but because i saw this and was tinkering with my flash i found the problem.

I kept trying to put a sound effect in a frame that was one segment long, and it kept getting cut short. I now see that you can make one frame go a long way... Yah i feel dumb. My skills right now are very basic i can do simple as2 programming like stop() and goto next frame yadayada THANKs For Nothing!!!

Izzy712 responds:

Uhmmm... Thanks for the review?

[Quick Draw Tutorial]

great

it better not get blammed by a bunch of pussies or ill be pissed. I rated it 5, and if its still here ill make a game after i do my homework. I normally suck with adobe flash, and just draw pictures or do really simple flash animations. Thanks for this!

Rabid-Animals responds:

Hope the homework goes well.

[Link Drag'n Drop Updated!]

Fucking great

to all the dumbasses that don't know zelda: Dont give this a two just because it looks dumb to you. The music repeats because it does in the game too.

tomgreen99 responds:

Exactly!! Thanks!

[SAS: Zombie Assault 2]

retarded

your making me buy shit to win, with my real cash currency... First one was waay better their was more barricades this one has 3 and too many zombies you messed this game up... The third one should be more like the first

Warnockworld responds:

You can unlock more areas by walking over to the right then press 'F' when the screen prompts you. It doesn't cost real money to unlock areas it costs in game money you get from killing zombies.